Friday, June 11, 2004

New Maladies for 2004! 

Look for these conditions soon

Adult Onset Selective Situational Tourette's Syndrome® (AOSSTS).
Cause: Someone pisses you off.
Symptom: You hurl obscenities at them.

Pet Induced Stress Disorder® (PISD).
Cause: Having a pet.
Symptom: You have to ask, you don't have a dog.

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