Thursday, October 14, 2004

From Russia With . . . Well, From Russia 

Slogans for Kalishnakov Vodka, the new product from the inventor of the AK-47:

Rapid-Fire Refreshment!
Ricochets with Taste!
Take Aim at Flavor!
Its Aim is True! (the inevitable lawsuit from by Elvis Costello will be invaluable for the free publicity)
It Takes a Tough Man to Make a Tender Vodka
Lock and Load!
Bad to the Bone!
Absolut is for Sissies
Blows Away the Others

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